Today I received from Modell's HQ a note of apology, with a promise to check out the local promotions to ensure they don't offend the fans, and a "please come back" gift of $50 in gift certificates.
Can I be bought so cheaply?
Can my integrity be traded for the price of a Mark Loretta T-shirt, and a Mike Lowell T-shirt, and maybe a few wristbands?
Do you think that I--no, the navy ones. In Large, please. ^_^
(It's the apology that did it, really.)