* I was glad that in pondering the existential dilemma of the ballpark--Dog? Ice cream? Dog? Ice cream?--I'd settled on "Both!"
Surreal moment of the day was gazing at the dugout rail and seeing Masterson look at Casey, then look at Casey's arm (next to him), then pull up Casey's sleeve for closer inspection.
(Note Brandon Moss: "I am going to stare straight ahead until whatever is happening is over.")